Do your products make me look like I belong in a nursing home?
No way. Plenty of other guys already have that covered.
Which product should I choose?
It depends on you and your leaks. Different strokes, as they say. No matter what product you choose, we’ve put it through the wringer. We’re overachievers and we wouldn’t sell you anything that wasn’t up to our standard.
Plus, every Lily Bird subscription starts with a free trial because you should get exactly what you want. If the free trial doesn’t do it for you, just cancel or change things up before your first full shipment.
Want a personalized recommendation?
Take this quiz. Or, start with one of our popular product combos. If you're still not sure, get a sample pack with a little bit of everything. It’s like getting the sampler platter at your favorite restaurant. But less edible.
What size underwear do I need?
Size matters. Here’s a chart to help:
31-37 in 38-44 in
How long are your pads?
All our pads our long length because that's what our customers like best. Below is the length of each pad we carry. There is also a little non-absorbent material at the front and back of the pad that is not included in these lengths:
Our pads come in 5 different absorbency levels so you can choose the one that fits your leaks best.
AT ONE TIME
Up to 1 cup
Up to 1 cup
Up to 1.5 cups
Up to 2 cups
Our underwear is all maximum absorbency.
AT ONE TIME
Can I try before I buy?
Yep. In fact, we insist you do. That’s why every subscription starts with a free trial. Just pay $1.99 for shipping and after that shipping is 100% free. We’re not your mom, so we think you should get exactly what you want. Like ice cream for breakfast. If the free trial doesn't work for you, you’ll have time to cancel your subscription before your first monthly box ships.
I’ve already got some pantyliners/maxi pads under my sink. Can’t I just use those?
No, please don’t. The short story is that blood and urine are very different. Menstrual products can make your leaks leak, your skin burn, and your nose say "pee-ew." (Wait, your nose can talk?). Do yourself a favor and get a product made specially for bladder leaks.
The longer story? Period pads and pantyliners don’t absorb as fast so they’re more likely to feel wet and pee is more likely to end up down your leg. Plus, pads for bladder leaks neutralize the acid in urine which helps with odor and skin irritation. Check out this blog post for more on why you don’t want to use a pantyliner for leaks.
What are your products made out of?
While the details are top secret, Lily Bird products include multiple layers of super comfy, super absorbent materials. They wisk urine away faster than a speeding bullet.
Are your products hypoallergenic?
No. But they don’t contain latex, either.
Are your products scented?
Nope. We leave fancy scents to Mother Nature. Our odor control technology works without perfumes since fragrances can cause skin irritation.
What do I do with these things after I wear them?
Toss in the trash. Don’t flush. The fishes -- and your local water processing plant -- will thank you.
Can I find your products in a store?
Nope. And that means there’s no risk of running into Maryanne from the kids’ school or Jim from the office (your office, not The Office. Not that you’d want either). And no puzzling over piles of fancy packaging.
Your Monthly Plan
How does my subscription work?
It’s your leaks, your rules. You pick the product (or a combo, if you’re feeling fancy) and how many you need. We send you the free trial and then, every month, the products that you chose. You can even adjust things as you go, adding or skipping shipments to match your spritz schedule. You call the shots.
Am I going to forget I have this subscription and end up with a bunch of charges on my credit card?
We get it. Some subscription companies can be sketchy. Pretty soon they've charged you a ton without you even knowing it. We promise we're not like that. We hate those guys too. With Lily Bird you'll get an email 3 days before every monthly shipment goes out so there’s plenty of time make changes. If you want to cancel or change your shipments, just call us at (833) 444-9477 or email firstname.lastname@example.org. You also get an email every time your credit card is charged and when each package is shipped.
Is it free to join?
Of course. No silly membership or initiation fees here.
Skipping (or un-skipping) an order is easier than skipping to the loo. Just call us by 5pm Pacific the day before your subscription renews. If you skip after midnight on your renewal date, your order may have already processed. But call us anyway because we may be able to stop our elves before they drop your package in the mail.
What if I need some extra products or if I need more products before my next box is scheduled to arrive?
Nope, but we’ve still got you covered. You can add shipments if you need to stock up before vacation, for example. Send us a postcard from that fancy trip you’re taking, won’t you?
I’m taking a trip and want to send you a postcard. Where do I send it?
We can’t wait to add yours to our collection. Here’s where we get our snail mail: Lily Bird, Inc., 421 Holcomb Avenue, Reno, NV 89502
What’s in the free trial?
The first box in your subscription is a free trial which is 10 samples of any product that is part of your regular monthly shipment. It’s like a birthday present for your leaks. Is it time for cake yet?
What's your cancellation policy?
You can cancel your subscription any time. Yes, really. We're not one of those companies that makes it impossible to cancel or makes you shell out the big bucks just to break up. Promise. We hate those guys, too.
Is there a charge to re-subscribe after cancelling?
No, but we'd recommend that you skip a shipment instead. You wouldn’t want to cancel Christmas, after all.
What's your return and refund policy?
We’re sure you shower regularly, but we’d still rather you didn’t ship anything back to us. But you can cancel anytime. And most of all we want you to be happy. So, we aren’t one of those companies that makes you fight tooth and nail for a piddly store credit. Promise.
On The Money
How can I pay?
We take most kinds of plastic. Not like Saran but, you know, the money kind. Any major credit or debit card will do the trick.
Can I use my HSA or FSA?
Yep, just enter the card number during checkout.
Do you take medicare or medicaid?
We don’t. But give your state medicare or medicaid office a shout (not literally, we don’t want you to lose your voice) for some suggestions for who might.
When’s my next shipment coming? Our pet robot is still working on this. In the meantime, give us a jingle at (833) 444-9477 or email@example.com and we’ll fill you in faster than a Sudoku.
How fast do you ship?
We’ll have your free trial to you in two shakes of a lamb’s tail. And if you don't know any lambs, that’s in 2-3 business days. Everything else ships standard speed.
My shipment is all messed up. What should I do?
Ugh, sorry. Hop on the phone or bounce on over to your computer. We’re all ears for you at (833) 444-9477 or firstname.lastname@example.org. And we’ll fix whatever’s wrong quick like a bunny.
How much does shipping cost?
In the contiguous United States: Nada. Zilch. Zero. As in, $0. To our friends in Alaska and Hawaii, shipping is $5.99 per 30-count bag of product.
Private Parts (aka Privacy)
How do you secure my family’s jewels?
How do you use my information?
Who else trusts you? CIA? FBI?
Well, we aren’t buddy buddy with the CIA or FBI quite yet, but these other guys have checked us out and gave us a big thumbs up. According to their special agents’ reports, we are “rock solid.”